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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: Would You Consider Mad Men To Be A “Feminist” Show?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: Would You Consider Mad Men To Be A “Feminist” Show?

You need advice, Alaina’s got the answers (probably a bit more straightforward then you wanted). This week’s column write-up features questions about Barack Obama and his new Twitter handle, how to dodge your ex, and Alaina shares her thoughts on the popular Mad Men show that just completed its series.

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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: What Are Some Of Your Best Sex Tips?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: What Are Some Of Your Best Sex Tips?

This week we are blessed with Alaina’s Summer Fun Tips for the youth that do not include alcohol, more sex advice is needed, and the pizza and ranch disagreement won’t stop. We’re hoping more people join in on disagreeing.

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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: When Girls Complain, Do They Want Guys To Fix It Or Just Listen?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: When Girls Complain, Do They Want Guys To Fix It Or Just Listen?

You know what time it is. Alaina gives her best effort today to break down that women are usually a few steps ahead when it comes to handling a problem, being considerate of your girlfriend’s friends, and why as an adult it isn’t cool to throw up anywhere other than the toilet.

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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: How Do You Introduce Secret Fetishes?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: How Do You Introduce Secret Fetishes?

Our columnist, Alaina, ventures to give advice on fetishes, does height matter when dating, and being an over-achiever at work. How do you introduce secret fetishes to your significant other? Ellen, Pittsburgh, PA It depends on how much you like this person. Random dude you met on Tinder? Drop that turd on his chest! Don’t even think twice. He’ll either be into […]

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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: What Do You Think Of Kim K’s Blonde Hair?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: What Do You Think Of Kim K’s Blonde Hair?

Alaina is back this week with some deeper advice help. Can she change your life or help you decide if you need bleach blonde hair like Kim K? She can do it all. I don’t know what to do with my life. – Josh, Grand Junction, CO. Ummm…Follow your dreams? Yeah! But seriously. Breathe. It’s all gonna be okay. Break […]

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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: When’s A Good Time to Delete Your Nudes?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: When’s A Good Time to Delete Your Nudes?

Deleting nude photos, “ghosting,” asking gay friends about your hair problems. It’s just another week of advice from Alaina and “What?! No. Don’t Do That.”

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[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: Who The Hell Are You?

[Advice] What?! No. Don’t Do That.: Who The Hell Are You?

  Who the hell are you? -Everyone, Planet Earth My name is Alaina. I think I’m smarter than I probably am and my millennial arrogance thinks I’d write a killer advice/mailbag column. My favorite music artists change by the week but some staples are Butch Walker, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha-T, and Gogol Bordello. Biggie over Tupac. Everyone over Drake. I’ve lived […]

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