Interview by Thomas Agnew
Let’s face it. Women love to talk about their bedroom pleasures. They also like to let people know that you better make sure you handle yours in the bedroom also or it’s curtains. I linked up with 6 anonymous ladies to speak on different criteria of the bedroom boom and as you’ll read, things can get a bit crazy. Check this out and get ready to take notes and get a laugh in too.
Is talking during sex important to you in the bedroom?
BG: Yes. Talking helps to let me know if the person is enjoying the act and expresses their emotions and feelings if there is any to be had. However, I despise generic talk such as things that I have heard in porns etc because it normally just makes me want to laugh or lose interest.
AK: No, it could completely ruin the situation, like if one person forgets the others name. Mouths should be used for things other than talking when it comes to sex.
SJ: To me talking during sex is important, it gets me in the mood and gets me feeling freaky.
JP: Yes. The worst or shall say most confusing man I ever slept with was a guy who literally said nothing, made no sounds, was dead silent with a straight face. And let me inform you- I was creative, man I pulled out all the stops– and nothing. The only way i knew he had come to a finish was when he fell over on top of me. I was a little mortified. Needless to say it never happened again
F&M: Yes, to me the more verbal the better the sex. / Didn’t really used to be but it is now more than ever. And sometimes you can’t even control it, crazy things just comes out of your mouth.
LM: Talking is relative I suppose. But if I had to choose, yes!!!!! I want to know how you feelin’. Men are so quiet and shit. All concentrating, partly because they feelin’ it and partly because they are afraid to not feel it and go limp as a weeping willow branch. I’m not all in my head. I need some support. I’m OK with the basic moaning and groaning but when its time I better hear, “Yea, baby, get it!” or the words “cock”, “your pussy is the truth” and “fuck me” somewhere in the mix
What instruments of pleasure do you like in the bedroom? Do you like them at all or do they even matter?
BG: Hot oils are always great setting a mood and I am a fan of the Deep Throat mints because I am not a fan of performing oral sex and it makes me feel like I am not even doing it, I am sure it is enjoyed by my partner as well.
AK: They don’t really matter in my opinion. Sure they can add a little fun, but the real deal is always better.
SJ: I don’t really care for toys or anything.
JP: Please sir- can I have some more? Ha-ha. No really though- I’m a connoisseur of bedroom toys. I own more than a couple. I’ve had all types- ones that vibrate, ones that don’t. Ones that are big, ones that are small. Ones for use with a partner, ones for use solo dolo. Ones that take batteries, ones that have USB plugs. Man I’m the regular fucking freckle faced Goldilocks of the sex toy variety- searching for the toy that’s “just right”.
F&M: Vibrators, any extra stimulation is cool with me during sex. / Handcuffs or any type of tie. Vibrators.
LM: Generally, they are unnecessary unless you are trying to spice things up a bit. Or, on the other hand, sometimes you start out there and then it’s a whole other story (This is usually just a consistent bang type dude.) Toys, as I see it, are for me. If you got a penis and know how to work it I don’t feel the need. However, a nice night out on the town with a wireless remote controlled vibrator never hurt anybody.
RANDOM ADVICE: Men need to learn basic anatomy. We all know orgasms for women are rare and what’s even more rare are vaginal orgasms. If a man knows how to (at least 30% of the time) give a vaginal vs. clitoral orgasm. He is a winner!
Do you have any pet peeves in the bedroom?
BG: I hate routine sex and predictable sex. If I know what is coming next I really get bored and it seems like more of a chore. Also, if they do not get up and clean up/wash up after sex that is so nasty and it makes me not want to sleep with them again.
AK: Guys, DO NOT leave your socks on. It’s just weird. We’re both naked and theres your white socks, wtf?!
SJ: My pet peeve is him climaxing too quick and not being able to enjoy it and anal…
JP: Doesn’t everyone? First- Impatience. I mean don’t you think if I could climax faster I would? I mean trust me- I want to do it more than you want to make it happen for me. You getting impatient and asking questions, taking a break, or just get plain ole lazy isn’t cutting it. Man that’s when I start thinking- damn I could have just watched my DVR’d Catfish and got myself off later.
Finally- men that “Just don’t give head.” sir- goodbye.
F&M: Being asked to have sex instead of diving into it, squealing or feminine sounds from guys. / Big talk/hype before you do the deed and it doesn’t live up, just be cool and let it happen. I like someone who’s confident in the bedroom.
LM: SOCKS! If you have socks, on it OVER. Take that shit off. If your feet are cold too bad or if they are ugly we have no future anyway and it’s best for the both of us to know right away and move on.
Which is the less of two evils, Bad Sex or No Sex?
BG: No Sex most def. If it’s not going to be done right I would much rather just not do it AT ALL.
AK: I’d take No Sex over Bad Sex any day. Bad sex is such a disappointment that it can make it seem pointless.
SJ: I think the less of the two that is evil is no sex, bad sex you can try and work something out but no sex there isn’t even a choice to work something out.
JP: No sex. Bad sex is not just a mood killer it’s a night and the whole next day killer. And you never look at someone who comes with some weak ass sex game the same again. Can’t look them in the eyes- I mean I feel uncomfortable for them. But I do believe at a certain point in your sexual career you can figure out how to turn bad sex into at least okay sex. I mean it’s like Kobe and the Lakers- I mean they’re not winning but they’re not playing bad games per say- just not good games.
F&M: No sex, when you have bad sex you’re just waiting for it to be over anyway.
LM: No sex. No question about it. At least I won’t regret it when I wake up! I can take care of the basics all by my lonesome just fine, and bonus: no STD’s, yeast infections, or UTI’s! (I always wondered how porn stars deal with these issues… hmmmmmm)This is where the toys come in. I also use my left hand and its not called a “Stranger”, I call it, “The Other Woman”
Do you believe in sex without emotion?
BG: No. I have only tried that once before and it did not work. For me casual sex just doesn’t work and it feels like a waste of my time. Why invest in somebody sexually who isn’t willing to invest in you emotionally.
AK: I didn’t when I was younger, but now being almost 30 I think my mentality has switched into a male’s mindset. I could have sex with someone without the emotional connection, but of course every girl still hopes for the emotional connection at some point.
SJ: For women I don’t believe sex without emotion. We say it can just be sex but we are way too emotional to allow it to just be sex.
JP: Yes. I mean clearly I think the best case situation is when there’s some level of emotion involved but I’m not trying to make love (Actually please add the use of the phrase “Make love” to my pet peeves)- it’s just great to have an emotional, mental, and physical connection with someone all at the same time.
But sometimes- it’s also great to have ridiculous, out of nowhere, you’re important in this moment but maybe not later, shut up and take your clothes off sex. No thinking- no emotion.
F&M: Yea sometimes extreme attraction is all you need. That doesn’t make you slutty. Usually feelings do get caught though.
LM: I do think on some level there is some emotion at the time. At least until the next day when you wake up with a hangover and realize you have -14 on the emotion scale. Then I start to figure out ways to get him to leave and never come back. I’m like, “No I don’t have any eggs. Bacon, I’m a vegetarian motherfucker! Damn.” Then comes the weeks of text messages I am forced to ignore until he gets the picture.
What is the weirdest thing a partner has done in the bedroom? (i.e. started crying, made you pray before sex, acted on a secret fetish that you didn’t know about)
BG: I was dating this Nigerian once and in the middle of sex he started speaking in Nigerian when he was about to climax…I thought that was pretty RANDOM and WEIRD.
AK: Weirdest thing would have to be when he asked if I would pee on him, and he was dead serious. I said there was no way, that’s just nasty!
SJ: The weirdest thing I ever had done on me was a guy was climaxing and he started to tell me he was going to have a heart attack in the middle of him climaxing… Not only did scare me but it messed up me climaxing and no he didn’t have one.
JP: Definitely a tie between two things. One- crying. He cried before we even had sex. I mean granted I know my head game is on point but real tears- real man tears- I didn’t expect all that now. He told me he just didn’t know how to handle it. I told him it was okay, gave him a pep talk, and helped him get ready for round two since round one was done so quickly.
The second situation was when this fine ass man just got a little too wild. I mean everything was good- from beginning to end. Seriously, I would have sex with this dude with all his clothes on and be happy. But you know one night we’re in the zone, its getting freaky- so he gets a little carried away and asks me to pee on him. I mean not hot water, hot wax on his body but wanted me to actually pee on him. He said I could do it in the shower if it made me more comfortable. I coyly said I had just peed but maybe next time? Next time after never son
F&M: When my partner asked to pee on me. That happened. / One of my partners asked to finish on my feet. Serious foot fetish.
LM: I’m pretty open for the most part so this question is tough. Winner: CHOKING. Yo, I’m just saying if you are just a hook up, or not…. I guess you need to make it clear your intentions. I have never wanted to choke or punch someone in bed so much as when he reached for my neck! Absolutely unacceptable. I’m not saying it’s weird or anything, but, you need to talk about this before you just go for it. I mean, a little pressure is one thing, choking is another. If suffocation and possible affixation or death is your thing, cool, but I think they have special social places to meet women in that would more suit your sadistic needs.