The Freshest

• Tweet
• Tweet

• Tweet
• Tweet

Anyone looking for a job in the entertainment and promotions field? Ive got an opportunity for YOU!
As most of you know, I am always looking to venture into new directions and business development opportunities. Now one thing is that Im always looking to get other people involved as well to maximize the opportunity. No point in me being rich all by myself right? Well, my latest venture may be my biggest idea thus far. 

is the areas most progressive entertainment and promotions firm with an exceptional track record of satisfied clients and customers! We currently need to fill a variety of positions as we are preparing for our first event in late December 2008. We are looking for enthusiastic, goal-oriented individuals, who want to succeed in a competitive low-energy environment.

REQUIREMENTS – We are filling full time and internship positions as soon as possible, so no experience is necessary. We will train all individuals in all aspects of our business from the ground up (literally). The candidates we are seeking will not only have an entrepreneurial spirit, but will also be sports-minded, motivated by opportunity, have a great work ethic, great communication skills, a positive attitude, and a strong desire for success!

COMPANY OVERVIEW – When going to a nightclub, ultra lounge or party, one of the most commonly asked questions amongst patrons tends to be, “Is it poppin?” Typically people look to go to places where there will be a nice amount of people to mingle with. This is where Fresh 2 Death Productions steps in. Through extensive market research, we have come to find that the earlier a venue receives a high volume of people, the more likely it is to maintain a high volume for the duration of the event. Basically that translates to: the earlier you get the club filled, the more crackin it will be. Naturally people flock to where other people are. Now when planning our events, we dont bring in just ANY people to fill the building we live up to our name in every sense of the word. Fresh 2 Death breaks from the mainstream by filling the club early in the night.

Essentially what we do is, we send out employees (retrievers) to graveyards and have them dig up dead bodies, once we have enough bodies to fill the club, we have our make up artists, touch up the bodies. Wardrobe is never a problem, because the bodies we dig up are literally Fresh 2 Death . Once they are checked over and given the approval, each body is strategically placed/propped up in different areas of the club. Several are placed in VIP areas, others are sat up at the bar area, and the remainder are positioned on the dance floor. This is where our most skilled employees are put into action. Puppeteers are placed in the rafters of the venue where they manually control the dance moves of each of the bodies on the dance floor.

JOB OPENINGS AND DESCRIPTIONS

Retrievers – Your primary job is to scout cemeteries, locations, and retrieve the bodies. We ask that you get us the bodies back in one piece. We provide shovels, tarps and vehicles

Puppeteers – Your primary job is to bring life to the party. We have scaffolding in place, which will serve as your primary working location. You will be responsible for the movement of the bodies on the dance floor. You will control the motion through strings attached to the clothing of the bodies, just as a puppeteer does. You must be up to date on all of the newest dance moves and crazes. Also you must be familiar with natural motion, as it is important for all of the movement of the bodies to come across as natural. Your primary job is to fix any discoloration that may have occurred to the bodies due to erosion. Also you are required to remove any dirt or stains on the clothing that may have occurred in the retrieval process. One last duty is odor control. It will be your primary duty during the duration of the event to walk throughout the club and spray any bodies (with Lysol air freshener and Febreeze) who begin to admit any odors. For more information or to apply, send a resume to iaintdead@fresh2deathproductions.com